The FPS Daddy is back, and it spells DOOM for its pretenders.

No preamble is necessary with this one; DOOM now has a story trailer, and it’s gory as hell.

Won’t somebody think of the children!

Coming to PC, PS4 and Xbox One on May 13th – and at 1080p and 60fps on all systems – DOOM certainly isn’t taking any prisoners with it’s technical ability, raw, visceral gameplay, and retro sensibilities. Having invented FPS multiplayer in its first incarnation, this generation’s DOOM wants to rip out CoD’s throat, shotgun Battlefield in the junk, and chainsaw through Destiny. It’s going to get messy.

DOOM is also going to be released uncut in Germany for the first time in the series’ history, something that absolutely nobody saw coming.

But if you like your trailers with a bit more serenity, YouTuber Dustin Kaufman has created an alternative version, layering Elton John’s ‘Rocket Man’ over the demons of hell, and you know what? It totally works:

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